Legal Philosopher Mugs

'Go ahead and get a lawyer, but where do you think you'll find one around here?'

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

Blind Justice

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

Court. Justice isn't blind, but many times it doesn't see because it chooses to look the other way.

'I can never remember... is justice blind or deaf?'

'Then, my boss said, 'hey, what can they do to you? You're not even Human.'

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Lady Justice.

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

Statue of Security

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Antonin Scalia

The hour of justice

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"Been there, drunk that."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.