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'We weren't amicable, but our attorneys certainly were.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'
"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"
Truth
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."
'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'
Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.
10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)
The Dangers of Corporate Personhood
The Birth of a Lawsuit
Statue of Security
Lady Justice.
"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."
"I'm pre-legal analysis."
Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.
"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"
Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice
"Manafort's was the best flip yet."
The hour of justice
Antonin Scalia
Equal Justice Is An Illusion
"Can you hear me now?"
"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."
Upholding the Law
Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court
Supreme Liberty Court
'Well, son, the justice system depends on finding 12 people who are smart and impartial enough to judge the accused intelligently without malice or favor.'
Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?
'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'
'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'
Clarence Thomas
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