Quirky Grassroots Graffitist Gifts

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Romantic Graffiti

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

COVID Vaccine

Sick Rancher Humor

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Graffiti Forever!

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

BLESS YOU

Big business is not evil

Graffitti.

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

"Question authority"

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Monk Graffiti

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."