Quirky Graduate Gifts

'I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Subatomic particles

Day one, post grad

Teacher and students.

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Essay Paper.

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

Graduate

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

The institute.

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

'Do you have one called Job?'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

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