Quirky Gatherings Pillows

'Oh - we're a pretty eclectic bunch here.'

Surrealism Circle

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

The devil you know and his plus one

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Fall on a desert island

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Moustached gentleman

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Playing cards.

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shall I be mother?

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'