Quirky Gatherings Prints

'Oh - we're a pretty eclectic bunch here.'

Surrealism Circle

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The prying mantis,

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The devil you know and his plus one

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Moustached gentleman

Fall on a desert island

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Playing cards.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Shall I be mother?

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"