Funny Social Gatherings Pillows

We met in a police line-up!

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

The prying mantis,

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Playing cards.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shall I be mother?

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Being Pampered.