Geeky Gatherings Pillows

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Right click for yes...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Board Game Hunter

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Sushi Train Spotters

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Alpha males through the ages!

Star Wars convention...

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

"Take away their Game Boys!"

"I just love sci-pi movies."