Quirky Celebrations Pillows

Sal's Birthday Cart

Cow Pinatas

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Happy new year!"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

French Animal Noises.

Children of the Cornhole

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

Castaways at Christmas

Dog bone Christmas tree

A Redneck Christmas

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

Funeral - congratulations 1000th customer!

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

Surrealism Circle

New Year

'This year I did it the other way around...I first celebrated the New Year and then Christmas...Nobody noticed.'

Happy Birthday

Couple on their way to a wedding. Woman says: 'Apparently, the church is so small we're only allowed to thrown short-grain rice.'

'Oh - we're a pretty eclectic bunch here.'

"I'm celebrating one year of abstinence from alcohol."

Unsuccessful holiday ideas - Happy Slug Day.

'Santa has swine flu - Happy Easter.'

"It's important for families to keep traditions alive. When I was young, we celebrated the new year by clapping our hands while standing on our heads and smoking a big, fat cigar at midnight...all at the same time! It brings back good mem...eh...wait a mi