Quirky Events Pillows

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

Nun Fight.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Sal's Birthday Cart

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

In and Outre Tray

Great we have mice.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

A sign in the front window of a bookstore says "Meet the Pope 2 p.m."

Castaways at Christmas

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

"Weird day"

Mouse execution

'Yes, we do deliver to golf courses. What hole are you on?'

"Hey...has anyone seen my body?"

"I didn't know this was a formal event."

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."