Quirky Events Mugs

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Great British Eccentrics.

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Nun Fight.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Sal's Birthday Cart

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

A sign in the front window of a bookstore says "Meet the Pope 2 p.m."

Castaways at Christmas

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

"I didn't know this was a formal event."

'Yes, we do deliver to golf courses. What hole are you on?'

Mouse execution

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

"Weird day"

"Hey...has anyone seen my body?"

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.