Quirky Event Goer Mugs

"Cool! I just scored us tickets to the next Leveraged Buyout-A-Palooza!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The devil you know and his plus one

Peel poker.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Happy new year!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Costume - What costume?'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"Die alone"

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Spoonstock.

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

Castaways at Christmas

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

'Hi. I'm Major Fixer-Upper.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

A sign in the front window of a bookstore says "Meet the Pope 2 p.m."

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

The smallest pub in Britain was a 'bit choosy' about who they would let in!

"Is this a junk shop that sells coffee or a coffee shop that sells junk?"

"I didn't know this was a formal event."

"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful."