Quirky Event Goer Mugs

"Cool! I just scored us tickets to the next Leveraged Buyout-A-Palooza!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The devil you know and his plus one

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Happy new year!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Costume - What costume?'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"Die alone"

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Spoonstock.

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."

A sign in the front window of a bookstore says "Meet the Pope 2 p.m."

Castaways at Christmas

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"I didn't know this was a formal event."

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful."

"Is this a junk shop that sells coffee or a coffee shop that sells junk?"

The smallest pub in Britain was a 'bit choosy' about who they would let in!

'...46 and still have Principles...'