Quirky Convention-goer Mugs

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Peel poker.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

Climate change

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Newton's vacation

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Star Wars convention...

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Amnesiacs Convention.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Comic-Con 2013

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Spoonstock.

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

Geek Beach

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'