
"I'm on the 'half and half' diet. I eat half and my dog eats the other half."
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"I'm on the 'half and half' diet. I eat half and my dog eats the other half."
Vegetarian Birds
Yoga for Alcoholics
"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"
Weird things I do because of the internet
"Shower beers? Aisle eight."
"I assume you're on the paleo diet."
"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"
'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'
"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."
'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'
"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."
How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.
"I'm putting you on the 'Zombie Diet'. It's a no-brainer."
"OK Harold, no more Tiger King for you."
'Slow and hurl.'
'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'
Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.
It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.
Fruits and vegetables
'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'
"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."
'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'
Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!
"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."
"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"
'You have to chew your food: All this feeding-frenzy business is bad for your digestive system...'
Woman in bar showing off her toffee based shoes...'Jimmy Chews'
Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.
Patient to pharmacist: 'So, is it contagious?'
"Wait – how many seasons is this?"
'Happy Father's Day! We got you a diet book from all of us to all of you.'
The high fibre diet
Giant ape eating human as advised by diet book
'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'
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