Quirky Cv Enthusiast Gifts

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Fishing for Birds

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Football Crazy strip six

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The world's most unemployable family

Blend Schools

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Llama training

'Design brief.'

"Your CV is very impressive. We're interested in the person who wrote it."

'You're overqualified, and we under pay. It evens out. Welcome aboard, Barnes.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

'We still have a few other people we'd like to interview before deciding on who will fill the position, Mr. Prescott.'

You too can juggle.

'If I'd known you were looking for someone without experience, I wouldn't have exaggerated my abilities.'

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."