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"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

The world's most unemployable family

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Blend Schools

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'What's wrong with you?'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'Design brief.'

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"Your CV is very impressive. We're interested in the person who wrote it."

'You're overqualified, and we under pay. It evens out. Welcome aboard, Barnes.'

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

'We still have a few other people we'd like to interview before deciding on who will fill the position, Mr. Prescott.'

You too can juggle.

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

'If I'd known you were looking for someone without experience, I wouldn't have exaggerated my abilities.'

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."