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"Baseball player, firefighter, that's for sissies. My dad's a toilet seat dispute mediator!"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Fishing for Birds

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

The world's most unemployable family

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Joint Ventures!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"No more Dr Nice guy"

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Nutty Assistants

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Llama training

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Play Ball!

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

Working from home.

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.