Quirky Profession Enthusiast Mugs

"Baseball player, firefighter, that's for sissies. My dad's a toilet seat dispute mediator!"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

The world's most unemployable family

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Joint Ventures!

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'What's wrong with you?'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Nutty Assistants

Llama training

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

Working from home.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Play Ball!