Quirky Business Traveler Gifts

'Peel off when you reach your sales region.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

Climate change

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Newton's vacation

Flight Socks.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Mummy Beggar

Distance to horizon varies.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"