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'Peel off when you reach your sales region.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

"Expense account or regular?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Thumbing a Lift.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Lavatory Waterfall

Climate change

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Mummy Beggar

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Newton's vacation

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Distance to horizon varies.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.