Quirky Appliance Lover Gifts

"Do you have one with magnets?"

'It doesn't say anything about a dishwasher blasting off into space.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Roasted

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

"My compliments to the can opener."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Entertainment systems

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"To toast!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

Air Footer

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"