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"Do you have one with magnets?"

'It doesn't say anything about a dishwasher blasting off into space.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Roasted

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"My compliments to the can opener."

Entertainment systems

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Does it come with magnets?"

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Air Footer

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"To toast!"

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"