Novelty Appliance Lover Gifts

Eskimo putting food in a refrigerator

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Roasted

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Entertainment systems

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

Some Cricket Novelties.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Does it come with magnets?"

"To toast!"

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Tin Opening

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.