Quiptastic Pal Gifts

Jail Bird

"It get it – you're hungry."

Backfire

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Time for tea and friendship.

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Is the water cold?'

"This does not make us friends."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Noah's fridge

"You seem like a therapist who understands climate change."

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Persian

In the dog park

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Polar Bear Refuge

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

Pony Ride in the Snow

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

But alas, it was only Grandpa Otis and his signature, 'Pull my feather,' prank.

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.