Quirky Pal Gifts

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

Backfire

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Lap fish..."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Giraffe Selfie

Penguin Remote

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Upper East Side Dog Park

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"This does not make us friends."

"And that's why you go on safari."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Carbon Dating

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."