Quiptastic Pal Pillows

Jail Bird

"It get it – you're hungry."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Backfire

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Time for tea and friendship.

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Is the water cold?'

"This does not make us friends."

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Noah's fridge

"You seem like a therapist who understands climate change."

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Persian

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

In the dog park

Polar Bear Refuge

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Frank Auerbach

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

Pony Ride in the Snow

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

But alas, it was only Grandpa Otis and his signature, 'Pull my feather,' prank.

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'