Quinoa Curious T-Shirts

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Queen of Quinoa

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

Oysters in June - delicious!

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Oh that's just a myth. It wasn't one extra straw that did this. It was a Steinway."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Ernie's the person who put the "quiz" in cuisine.

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."