Quinoa Curious Mugs

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Queen of Quinoa

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."