Quinoa Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Queen of Quinoa

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What are you eating now?'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Can you keep a secret?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

The Rural Bidet...

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'

Can I get you another coffee?

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Cafe offers corn several ways.