Quinoa Enthusiast Pillows

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Queen of Quinoa

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What are you eating now?'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The Rural Bidet...

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"Always eat your broccoli."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Can I get you another coffee?

'The position sounds interesting, but my last job paid more coconuts.'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'