Compost Curious T-Shirts

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

The stuff of Legend.

The Mafia Goes Green.

Gone to seed.

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

I Told You To Compost It!

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Leftover seeds."

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."