Compost Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"They ran out of straw so they're using mushroom compost."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Mulch madness"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Bird nesting in the garden.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

The stuff of Legend.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

Fine Print Letters

Gone to seed.

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'