Composting Enthusiast T-Shirts

Flower growing on a compost heap.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

At the market

Food waste with recycling symbol

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Litter Pick

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Reuse it or lose it.

Bird nesting in the garden.

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'