Composting Enthusiast Prints

Flower growing on a compost heap.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

At the market

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Food waste with recycling symbol

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Reuse it or lose it.

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.