Compost Aficionado Prints

'Looks like a great job!'

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Mulch madness"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Gullib-Os

Flower growing on a compost heap.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Rubbish and Everest

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Fine Print Letters

The stuff of Legend.

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."