Compost Aficionado Mugs

'Looks like a great job!'

But is it organic?

See you at the farmers market!

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Eco Princess

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Mulch madness"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Power breakfast.

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Rubbish and Everest

Bird nesting in the garden.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The stuff of Legend.

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

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