Compost Enthusiast Mugs

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Miracle Gro Compost.

All I Know I Learned in the Compost Heap.

I love composting!

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

At the market

Food waste with recycling symbol

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Bird nesting in the garden.

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'