Compost Enthusiasts Mugs

"They ran out of straw so they're using mushroom compost."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Bird nesting in the garden.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

The Mafia Goes Green.

The stuff of Legend.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

Fine Print Letters

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Gone to seed.

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Eat your salad. Blurg! Now! Quick! Put it into my bag! Finito. Mother! You've started up your compost pile, haven't you? You make it sound so rotten!

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'