Compost Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

I can't believe it's not cow manure.

Miracle Gro Compost.

All I Know I Learned in the Compost Heap.

Mushy. Wilted. Rotten. Moldy. Gross. What WAS this? Compost-It Notes.

I love composting!

Merry Christmas, Nana! What could it be?! Oh, Teddy, how thoughtful!! Give me a big hug! Umm

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

At the market

Food waste with recycling symbol

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Bird nesting in the garden.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'