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'So, did you use compost or chemical fertilizers?'

Gone to seed.

Deodorant for Compost.

Making compost.

Giovanni Innes, Numero Uno Peat

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Bird nesting in the garden.

'I just love eating organic food.'

The stuff of Legend.

"I can't tell the difference between him and the compost heap."

'It's cool that you found a hobby, but I have to say that bag is really freaking' me out.'

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

"Mulch madness"

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Cereal Tasting.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

The Mafia Goes Green.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'