Composting Connoisseur T-Shirts

At the end of a salad bar, a customer sees a compost pile.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Bird nesting in the garden.

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

The stuff of Legend.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

Gone to seed.

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

Eat your salad. Blurg! Now! Quick! Put it into my bag! Finito. Mother! You've started up your compost pile, haven't you? You make it sound so rotten!

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

I Told You To Compost It!

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?