Composting Connoisseur Gifts

At the end of a salad bar, a customer sees a compost pile.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

"Mulch madness"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Bird nesting in the garden.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

The stuff of Legend.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Gone to seed.

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

I Told You To Compost It!

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@