Composting Aficionado Gifts

"I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything."

Food waste with recycling symbol

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Mulch madness"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Reuse it or lose it.

Rubbish and Everest

Bird nesting in the garden.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Recycling Centre

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

The Mafia Goes Green.

The stuff of Legend.

This is where Brent council sends you

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Gone to seed.