Amateur Compost Creator Gifts

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Food waste with recycling symbol

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Bird nesting in the garden.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

The stuff of Legend.

Gone to seed.

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

I Told You To Compost It!

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

"Leftover seeds."

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@