Composting Guru Gifts

The Environmentalist

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Food waste with recycling symbol

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Mulch madness"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Bird nesting in the garden.

Dustbin monster.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Solar Power.

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

The stuff of Legend.

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Gone to seed.

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine