Composting Gifts

'Oh gross, manure.'

'That plant food really works!'

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

Flower growing on a compost heap.

We've been together for 12 years now. I think it's time we thought seriously about composting.'

All I Know I Learned in the Compost Heap.

Miracle Gro Compost.

Will work for manure.

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

I Told You To Compost It!

Making compost.

Deodorant for Compost.

'The working-conditions at the Worm-Farm were terrible: We were all on top of each other...'

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

"I feel guilty about this, Nicky. We really should be composting."

Leaf rake - wider than space

'I just love eating organic food.'

Vegan Man takes his K-9 Composter for a walk.

Modern Rebel

'What a lot of flies.'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"You've got composter syndrome."

"I can't tell the difference between him and the compost heap."

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

At the end of a salad bar, a customer sees a compost pile.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Food waste with recycling symbol

Bird nesting in the garden.

"They ran out of straw so they're using mushroom compost."

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

'Well have a good trip and remember to send us a compostcard!'

'I couldn't remember which bin it was today, so I put them all out.'

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'