Compost Lover Gifts

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'That plant food really works!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Mulch madness"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Bird nesting in the garden.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

The stuff of Legend.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"I go soggy in the bath."

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.