Compost Lover Pillows

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'That plant food really works!'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Mulch madness"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Bird nesting in the garden.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

The stuff of Legend.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"I go soggy in the bath."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'