Compost Hero Pillows

Food waste with recycling symbol

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Bird nesting in the garden.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

The Mafia Goes Green.

The stuff of Legend.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Gone to seed.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

I Told You To Compost It!

"Leftover seeds."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

"I can't for the life of me remember which recycling bin is which?"

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.