Compost King Pillows

Will work for manure.

'The working-conditions at the Worm-Farm were terrible: We were all on top of each other...'

'Now take a look at this. Someone is making a fortune, and it's not us!...'

Farmer Sacrifices Himself to Save the Dung

I Told You To Compost It!

"It's nice to have a partner in grime."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

Pungens Prostratum

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Mulch madness"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Like father like son.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Bird nesting in the garden.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

The Mafia Goes Green.

The stuff of Legend.

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Gone to seed.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"Leftover seeds."

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'